Just some ships.

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is how many sides a circle has

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel