White history month.

FOOL proof alarm clock

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Takebacks enabled.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Cone them all.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Do as I say, and what not.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Best friends by order of dog law.

Truth in reporting, please.

There are holes all over this plot…

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…