White history month.
FOOL proof alarm clock
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Cone them all.
Papa John’s should be on city payroll.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
Do as I say, and what not.
I am having a legitimately bad time…
Best friends by order of dog law.
Truth in reporting, please.
There are holes all over this plot…
Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…