This is my song!
Good bye, human!
Good job everyone!
Omelette You Finish.
Must. Work. Out.
So you think a woman’s place is in the kitchen?
Can I have your iPad?
When people ask me for directions.
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl
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living my dream like there is no tomorrow
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end
how game of thrones should have ended
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count
Are you coming to beer fest?
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him