Anti-joke Chicken strikes again.

Anti-joke Chicken strikes again.

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Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Kitty kisses are the best.

Kitty kisses are the best.

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

We must protect the baby.

We must protect the baby.

DMV Timelapse.

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

A village in Yemen.

A village in Yemen.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

We hates it!

I crave the midnight sausage.

I crave the midnight sausage.

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.