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Today, at Starbucks…

Today, at Starbucks...
Scumbag Siri.
Scumbag Siri.
DJ Dog.
DJ Dog.
Facts.
Facts.
I’m not hungry anymore…
I’m not hungry anymore…
Excellent!
Excellent!
Scumbag Cupid.
Scumbag Cupid.
Girls and haircuts.
Girls and haircuts.
I’ll be my own Valentine…
I’ll be my own Valentine…
It’s not the end of the world…
It’s not the end of the world…
How do you know when you’re in love?
How do you know when you’re in love?
Words.
Words.
How to troll Valentine’s Day.
How to troll Valentine’s Day.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Non committal Valentines.
Non committal Valentines.