Does not compute.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My motivation is as absent as Hermione’s Parents
There’s only one of you!
Greatest game ever invented
One little hello can change your whole future.
Fairy tales these days…
Four scenarios by which the universe could end
There hasn’t been a nude scandal in a while.
Why are we not funding this?
I will never do drugs in my life.
Books are always optimistic.
This is what I think when Russia is wanting to invade anyone
Scuba diver with Great White Shark
Being from Texas I can confirm
Welcome to September
Say it properly…
My little black book.
Wanna hear a word funnier than swag?
Join the conversation
Shell ad contest failure.
Jump in the pool they said…
Internet Explorer 10 rumors.
Pooh doesn’t give a bother.
How I feel when my professor calls on me.
Just Tina Fey.