Wanna know how I got these scars?
he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity
undeniable facts about kevin lasagna
sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello
It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive
how not to tell someone their std test results
you will pay for your betrayal
the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?
up? down? sideways
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen