Why is the floor wet?
Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.
You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]
Not the most economical death…
BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.
All the beautiful people.
Public libraries don’t get enough love.
The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.
Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.
Remember to recharge the ones you love.
GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE
Humans are clever.
Give to me the large dumple.
Marriage is quite an interesting concept.
You can call me Mr. T.