So we’re all on the same page…
I would love to fly…
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
I’m in love with you.
Love is just around the corner.
Water changes everything.
Now I just need more potatoes.
You are free to choose.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
The problem with smartphones.
Coffee and I get along.
I have crabs.
Got dam wippersnapper!
…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?
There is absolutely no reason to visit this cursed land down under.
Cursed tea party.
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I can paint with all the colours of the wind…
Sobering news you could use…
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It’s that time of year
Yes, thank you. Talk soon.
…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…
I wanna see the world!
Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977