An apple.

An apple.

This is getting saucy.

This is getting saucy.

Dear mom and dad

Dear mom and dad

One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us!

National Park Service

National Park Service

Fresh pressed apple juice.

Fresh pressed apple juice.

Egyptian strawberries!

Egyptian strawberries!

As a college-educated white guy on food stamps

As a college-educated white guy on food stamps

EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN

EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN

Beware, the vacuum.

Beware, the vacuum.

The speed of time is exactly one second per second.

The speed of time is exactly one second per second.

I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..

I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..

My wife is so much better looking than me…

My wife is so much better looking than me…

I also have a sophisticated taste in music.

I also have a sophisticated taste in music.

Kim Jong-Un versus Musician

Kim Jong-Un versus Musician

Healthy Relationships

Healthy Relationships