Tattoo level Death Eater.

Tattoo level Death Eater.

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are