Women.

Women.

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

qr codes will never run out

qr codes will never run out

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

goblins don’t watch netflix

goblins don’t watch netflix

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

the coolest dog at the bar

the coolest dog at the bar

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game