How did you get so tan?
True Facts About the Owl.
Every time I hear 2 Chainz on the raido
God, just give me a sign.
I’m no hero.
Lego Stephen Hawking.
16th century grocery list.
The results of your stool sample…
You gotta push through.
She won that round…
What anxiety feels like.
Do the words mean anything these days?
An important distinction
How to be a jerk
1951 child’s toy is to find uranium deposits!
We need Captain Canuck!
Join the conversation
Get your crap together, Voldemort
When people ask me if food or love is more important
Who texted us, bae?
Passive Aggressive GPS
Calling Work To Let Them Know About Something Important
Rick Astley on his deathbed
When you’re trying to stay mad…
i thought he didn’t have a sense of humor