Advice.

what i wish the button in the car would do

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

what competitive salary really means

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

keep it going!

so this is why British people hide their t’s

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction