% Feeling Lucky? %

Hey girl.

Hey girl.
Proper Urinal Etiquette
Proper Urinal Etiquette
Some dads are good.
Some dads are good.
Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!
Welcome to Norway! Looks like you get around, too!
I’ll forgive you.
I’ll forgive you.
Telemarketing is expensive.
Telemarketing is expensive.
Spice up your FB feed.
Spice up your FB feed.
an endless sea of blondes
an endless sea of blondes
Best I can do is three fifty.
Best I can do is three fifty.
The eye of a daddy long leg
The eye of a daddy long leg
No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”
No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”
We mew for you.
We mew for you.
…you might be a Redneck.
…you might be a Redneck.
The Girl Scout Code
The Girl Scout Code
Why do you love music so much?
Why do you love music so much?
She’s a good homemaker.
She’s a good homemaker.
At+the+doctors+office+where+I+get+my+insulin%26%238230%3B
At the doctors office where I get my insulin…
The+odds+are+not+in+your+favor%2C+generally.
The odds are not in your favor, generally.
doot+that+thing%21
doot that thing!
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+the+year+again%26%238230%3B
It’s that time of the year again…
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+be+a+luddite%2C+thanks.
I’d rather be a luddite, thanks.
The+cake+is+a+lie%21
The cake is a lie!
Sip+n%26%238217%3B+shop%26%238230%3B
Sip n’ shop…
Get+to+steppin%26%238217%3B%2C+earthling.
Get to steppin’, earthling.
Bring+your+pup+to+work+day+didn%26%238217%3Bt+go+great.
Bring your pup to work day didn’t go great.
The+times%2C+they+do+take+a+toll%26%238230%3B
The times, they do take a toll…
Technology+isn%26%238217%3Bt+all+bad%2C+I+suppose.
Technology isn’t all bad, I suppose.
Handicappees+have+all+the+fun%26%238230%3B
Handicappees have all the fun…