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Pick a number from 1-100.

Pick a number from 1-100.
From the year 2525
From the year 2525
Just a couple of Queens…
Just a couple of Queens…
I said I’d fight you with my bear hands
I said I’d fight you with my bear hands
This is what it’s like when mimes retire…
This is what it’s like when mimes retire…
You are not doggo but I love you plenty.
You are not doggo but I love you plenty.
Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.
Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.
The time is neigh.
The time is neigh.
Don’t towel me, bro.
Don’t towel me, bro.
When the drink is a little too strong…
When the drink is a little too strong…
It helps the hamburger…
It helps the hamburger…
Get glassed.
Get glassed.
Let them keep their tusks.
Let them keep their tusks.
Pelicans yawn weird.
Pelicans yawn weird.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim
This is a raccoon without fur.
This is a raccoon without fur.
Puppy+Attack
Puppy Attack
Yer+a+rockstar+Harry
Yer a rockstar Harry
Huzzah%21
Huzzah!
The+sad%2C+sad+truth.
The sad, sad truth.
Join the conversation
S+t+r+e+t+c+h
S t r e t c h
GOTCHA+BITCH%21
GOTCHA BITCH!
Consequences
Consequences
Giant+African+Land+Snails.+Doctor+Dolittle+would+be+impressed.
Giant African Land Snails. Doctor Dolittle would be impressed.
The+Common+Iguana+is+a+majestic+creature.
The Common Iguana is a majestic creature.
Melon%2C+but+more+like+unripened+walnut.
Melon, but more like unripened walnut.
The+buffalo+scurry+west+in+the+winter.
The buffalo scurry west in the winter.
Probably+safer+to+text+in+your+car%26%238230%3B
Probably safer to text in your car…