Pick a number from 1-100.
From the year 2525
Just a couple of Queens…
I said I’d fight you with my bear hands
This is what it’s like when mimes retire…
You are not doggo but I love you plenty.
Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.
The time is neigh.
Don’t towel me, bro.
When the drink is a little too strong…
It helps the hamburger…
Let them keep their tusks.
Pelicans yawn weird.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim
This is a raccoon without fur.
Yer a rockstar Harry
The sad, sad truth.
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S t r e t c h
Giant African Land Snails. Doctor Dolittle would be impressed.
The Common Iguana is a majestic creature.
Melon, but more like unripened walnut.
The buffalo scurry west in the winter.
Probably safer to text in your car…