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If I could, I would marry food.

If I could, I would marry food.
Nobody helps around this got dam house! – Momma kijje, probably.
Nobody helps around this got dam house! – Momma kijje, probably.
It has a different ring to it…
It has a different ring to it…
In Italy, the salami grows on hoses…
In Italy, the salami grows on hoses…
Yeah, that’s a Gisney robot…
Yeah, that’s a Gisney robot…
The stygian owl (Asio stygius) eats the souls of small to medium sized rodents for meals.
The stygian owl (Asio stygius) eats the souls of small to medium sized rodents for meals.
Off to Isengard we go, just follow the yellow brick roadâ„¢
Off to Isengard we go, just follow the yellow brick roadâ„¢
Cult of Elmer.
Cult of Elmer.
Would you like to feed him?
Would you like to feed him?
A family finds their missing dog while going to adopt a cat.
A family finds their missing dog while going to adopt a cat.
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
Just knife salesmen things…
Just knife salesmen things…
Thanksgiving should be fun…
Thanksgiving should be fun…
Yes, My Child…
Yes, My Child…
Brenda has a danger bosom.
Brenda has a danger bosom.
First of all, how dare thee?
First of all, how dare thee?
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Words.
Words.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Join the conversation
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Words.
Words.
McHitler.
McHitler.