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I created a monster!

I created a monster!
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
this trip is sponsored by inner peace
this trip is sponsored by inner peace
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
“he looked me in the face and hit send”
“he looked me in the face and hit send”
now love me from over there, thanks
now love me from over there, thanks
mosquitoes in Florida carry ID and a pilot’s license
mosquitoes in Florida carry ID and a pilot’s license
fooled me and healed my soul
fooled me and healed my soul
i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered
i said “take me higher,” universe overdelivered
when the tea is piping and personal
when the tea is piping and personal
if love had a BMI, it’s this
if love had a BMI, it’s this
if you can’t beat the fur, blend it
if you can’t beat the fur, blend it
“impenetrable”unless you own a canoe
“impenetrable”unless you own a canoe
“take me to the vibes”
“take me to the vibes”
dino? fine. dipo? run.
dino? fine. dipo? run.
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
Just+F%26%238217%3Bn+around.
Just F’n around.
Woody+Guthrie+and+his+guitar%2C+roundabout+1941%26%238217%3Bs.
Woody Guthrie and his guitar, roundabout 1941’s.
You%26%238217%3Bll+never+stop+THIS+Count%26%238230%3B
You’ll never stop THIS Count…
I+would+order+this+PPV%26%238230%3B
I would order this PPV…
Join the conversation
I+would+watch+this+movie.
I would watch this movie.
There+is+never+not+always+a+tweet.
There is never not always a tweet.
Specific+and+relatable%2C+yes.
Specific and relatable, yes.
Hunting+dog+for+sale.+Great+with+birbs.
Hunting dog for sale. Great with birbs.
Land+vs.+People
Land vs. People
%2Atoot+toot%2A+stealin%26%238217%3B+ya+grills%26%238230%3B
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
I+can+dig+it.
I can dig it.
Ethiopian+Nobles+riding+lions+for+some+reason%2C+circa+1901.
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.

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