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Alternative ending.

Alternative ending.
I can’t come in to work today…
I can’t come in to work today…
I came to party.
I came to party.
To ease stress:
To ease stress:
The true endings of Disney’s tales.
The true endings of Disney’s tales.
When I was your age…
When I was your age…
Deep in the friendzone…
Deep in the friendzone…
Making a better bike.
Making a better bike.
Old man search.
Old man search.
The United Matchsticks of America.
The United Matchsticks of America.
Captain America having an off day…
Captain America having an off day…
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
Armed robbery with a gun.
Armed robbery with a gun.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Aaaand it’s gone.
Aaaand it’s gone.
Display Case Status: Complete
Display Case Status: Complete
%2Adoubt%2A
*doubt*
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+the+best.
It’s for the best.
Beware+the+dangers+of+polyethene.
Beware the dangers of polyethene.
Whichever+way+you+look+at+it%2C+Braveheart.
Whichever way you look at it, Braveheart.
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Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
I+would+never+have+pleased+you%2C+no+matter+what.
I would never have pleased you, no matter what.
Who+should+we+make+pay+for+it%2C+though%3F
Who should we make pay for it, though?
2-day+delivery+is+purrfect.
2-day delivery is purrfect.
Everyone+has+a+voice.+Use+it.
Everyone has a voice. Use it.
I+thought+they+crossed+some+lines%2C+then+I+heard+her+speak%26%238230%3B
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
A+visually+stimulating+friendship.
A visually stimulating friendship.
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.