% Feeling Lucky? %

Mom level 439932.

Mom level 439932.
"Hey Tim, go try the lion."
"Hey Tim, go try the lion."
Get rekt.
Get rekt.
Baby Announcement Done The Right Way
Baby Announcement Done The Right Way
Just let me grill in peace please
Just let me grill in peace please
Do Things With Your Life
Do Things With Your Life
Utmost certainty
Utmost certainty
Texas then and now
Texas then and now
Everything okay today, sir?
Everything okay today, sir?
true
true
How I dry my hands
How I dry my hands
Things That Don’t Make Sense
Things That Don’t Make Sense
Tattoo styles
Tattoo styles
wow
wow
Is Your Steak Done?
Is Your Steak Done?
Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away*
Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away*
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+being+trolled+but+need+to+make+the+point.
When you’re pretty sure you’re being trolled but need to make the point.
The+goal+was+always+the+garbage.
The goal was always the garbage.
Speed+reading+should+be+an+Olympic+sport.
Speed reading should be an Olympic sport.
I%26%238217%3Bd+get+in+that+limo.
I’d get in that limo.
Join the conversation
Make+the+call.
Make the call.
Why+would+I+shave+my+beard%3F
Why would I shave my beard?
Are+we+the+person+or+the+goose%3F
Are we the person or the goose?
Four%26%238217%3Bs+a+crowd.
Four’s a crowd.
Keep+up+the+good+fight%2C+Betty+White.
Keep up the good fight, Betty White.
How+to+make+billions.
How to make billions.
If+they+could+do+this+I+would+be+soooo+happy.
If they could do this I would be soooo happy.
That%26%238217%3Bs+the+spirit
That’s the spirit