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Me Housta.

Me Housta.
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Lovely marble caves in Patagonia, Chile
Lovely marble caves in Patagonia, Chile
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
The gatos are calling…
The gatos are calling…
Cool story Jeremy, now what?
Cool story Jeremy, now what?
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Dinosaurus around the world.
Dinosaurus around the world.
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Ricky we’ve been over this…
…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
10%26%238242%3B+7%26%238221%3B+world+record+Texas+Longhorn+wingspan.
10′ 7” world record Texas Longhorn wingspan.
Black+beers+have+a+thing+for+a+apples%2C+allegedly.
Black beers have a thing for a apples, allegedly.
The+Monster+Book+Of+Monsters+%5BThe+Cake%5D
The Monster Book Of Monsters [The Cake]
%2Aruns+for+senate%2A
*runs for senate*
Join the conversation
Florida+has+chaotic+neutral+energy.
Florida has chaotic neutral energy.
We+earned+it%2C+rather.
We earned it, rather.
A+dogs+relationship+with+water+is+complicated.
A dogs relationship with water is complicated.
My+dudes.
My dudes.
Write+in+Trebuchet+2020%3F
Write in Trebuchet 2020?
Yeah+that%26%238217%3Bs+going+to+make+a+bad+hobby%2C+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that’s going to make a bad hobby, actually…
Rudy+tested+positive+for+Nosferatu%2C+turns+out.
Rudy tested positive for Nosferatu, turns out.
The+local+pub+is+catering.
The local pub is catering.