Getting a haircut.

I don’t prank well…

It’s real in my heart.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Human fingers are fun.

Knock knock.

This kid Risks.

A wholesome NYC experience.

Serving and protecing.

When your wife is actually garbage.

Water vs alcohol