Garbage Palin Kid.

Garbage Palin Kid.

This is why I have trust issues.

This is why I have trust issues.

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Toilet paper art.

Toilet paper art.

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 3

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 3

Giving birth wasn’t so bad.

Giving birth wasn’t so bad.

Public transportation is a jerk.

Public transportation is a jerk.

I choose cremation.

I choose cremation.

We are worth more

We are worth more

I love this time of year.

I love this time of year.

Can cuddles?

I want to lick you…

I want to lick you…

I fought a war for you…

I fought a war for you…

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

WELL HARRY?!