My friend’s bucket list.
Found this saved in my dad’s night stand: our allowance sanctions
Trust me, you’re hilarious.
Military field rations around the world.
Exxon CEO logic.
The hero the birthday party needed.
The inspiring friendship of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
How my roommate’s cat lounges.
Wife beating is a bad thing. We don’t approve, naturally.
Accepting Mediocrity by George Costanza
How would you like to die?
I wonder if Bill’s home…
the inner child has grown old and cranky
actual footage of me when confronted by a wasp
vin diesel memes because… family
these sound totally legit
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forever the same cow
this is art
finally the franchise does something realistic
he did it just to see if he could
for the bread enthusiasts on the site
Abbott Elementary Memes To Roast The Education System With
you can never outrun your past, sonic
could you win a rap battle with a horse skeleton to keep your booze?