Doctors…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

there’s no way a home made this soup

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

live laugh lobotomy

he had too many balls in the air

sea urchins love hats

it has stories to tell

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

i live at the zoo now

mephisto signing off off of zoom

ode de febreeze

purr-fect