One does not simply longboard to Mordor.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

A long night ends.

A long night ends.

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

I could dock at this space station.

I could dock at this space station.

Let your food decay, day 28.

Let your food decay, day 28.

Distant cousins, probably.

Distant cousins, probably.

The Llama crew from Pperu.

The Llama crew from Pperu.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

Happy B-day, Steve

Happy B-day, Steve

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

Slav’s for the environment.

Slav’s for the environment.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

Skull of Mary Magdalene, allegedly.

Skull of Mary Magdalene, allegedly.

Welp, seeya later!

Welp, seeya later!