Eating Doritos.

Eating Doritos.

My official mascot.

My official mascot.

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…

Just checking…

Just checking…

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

The internet connects us.

The internet connects us.

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?

I will care for you, tiny human.

I will care for you, tiny human.

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

My body is a temple.

My body is a temple.

I’m loving it!

I’m loving it!

Tweeting on unholy land.

Tweeting on unholy land.