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Oh watermelon, you understand me.

Oh watermelon, you understand me.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
Geometry.
Geometry.
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Still need.
Still need.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
When I die…
When I die…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Women…
Women…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
Truth.
Truth.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
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John+Wilkes+Booth+likes+this.
John Wilkes Booth likes this.
Katy+Perry+vs.+Rosie+O%26%238217%3BDonnell.
Katy Perry vs. Rosie O’Donnell.
%26%238230%3B+and+my+sax.
… and my sax.
For+cute.
For cute.
Antoine+Dogson.
Antoine Dogson.
They+see+me+rollin%26%238217%3B.+They+hatin%26%238217%3B.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
Yeah%26%238230%3B.
Yeah….
LIES%21
LIES!