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Poems are hard.

Poems are hard.
I went to the gym…
I went to the gym…
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Finally. Watermelonium.
Finally. Watermelonium.
Alone. So very alone.
Alone. So very alone.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Holy shift!
Holy shift!
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
Floss is scary.
Floss is scary.
Mister rogers vinyl collection – creepy things to say to children
Mister rogers vinyl collection – creepy things to say to children
I believe I can fly…
I believe I can fly…
Just trying to do my job here…
Just trying to do my job here…
A Field Guide to Procrastinators.
A Field Guide to Procrastinators.
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
If bears used Instagram.
If bears used Instagram.
Culture clash in Dubai
Culture clash in Dubai
Kiteboarding+hurricane+Irene.
Kiteboarding hurricane Irene.
Pigeon+is+not+amused%21
Pigeon is not amused!
Harvey+Dent.
Harvey Dent.
Like+a+boss.
Like a boss.
Join the conversation
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…
Advice.
Advice.
Fountain+of+bacon%3F+Yes+please.
Fountain of bacon? Yes please.
Cereal%21
Cereal!
I+have+eliminated+all+of+the+juice%21
I have eliminated all of the juice!
Words.
Words.
The+future+is+bright.
The future is bright.
Now+go+do+your+homework%26%238230%3B
Now go do your homework…