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Poems are hard.

Poems are hard.
Why I love Steven Colbert so much
Why I love Steven Colbert so much
Life and relationships.
Life and relationships.
I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video
I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video
Russia vs. Dubai.
Russia vs. Dubai.
Karma means…
Karma means…
Measles Incidence Rate Per 100,000 People, 1928 – 2003
Measles Incidence Rate Per 100,000 People, 1928 – 2003
Just to reiterate, eyebrows are important
Just to reiterate, eyebrows are important
I think most of us would, too…
I think most of us would, too…
I’m not proud, but…
I’m not proud, but…
Copyright ruins everything.
Copyright ruins everything.
Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Finland keeps sounding better and better.
Finland keeps sounding better and better.
I just want to evolve!
I just want to evolve!
Freaking Fez…
Freaking Fez…
Bad form, Mr. President
Bad form, Mr. President
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
How+does+that+sounds+to+you%3F
How does that sounds to you?
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
Just+NYC+things%26%238230%3B
Just NYC things…
Join the conversation
Dave+plays+on+a+different+level%26%238230%3B
Dave plays on a different level…
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Look+what+I+found%26%238230%3B
Look what I found…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
The+Austrians+know+how+to+stack+wood.
The Austrians know how to stack wood.
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!