Macaulay Culkin sees his future.

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

another delicious hummuscide

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the law of giants

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

was joining the US military the original squid game?

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

it’s okay to stare

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral