% Feeling Lucky? %

Woke up ready to be productive.

Woke up ready to be productive.
time is money
time is money
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
who wants to tell them?
who wants to tell them?
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
axe should be banned
axe should be banned
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
roar
roar
can’t fight fate
can’t fight fate
You%26%238217%3Bre+mathing+wrong.
You’re mathing wrong.
Turns+out+the+chickens+are+not+free.
Turns out the chickens are not free.
Improvise%2C+adapt%2C+punkin+pie.
Improvise, adapt, punkin pie.
A+very+personal+autopsy.
A very personal autopsy.
Join the conversation
Welcome+to+America%2C+bud.
Welcome to America, bud.
Revenge+is+best+cooked+at+350F+for+2hrs.
Revenge is best cooked at 350F for 2hrs.
Let+him+live+again.
Let him live again.
Writers+gonna+write%26%238230%3B
Writers gonna write…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+beautiful+joining.
It’s a beautiful joining.
Hail+Turducken
Hail Turducken
Need+a+walk+in+the+park%2C+bud%3F
Need a walk in the park, bud?
Yes%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+knitting+store%26%238230%3B+yes%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+open.
Yes, it’s a knitting store… yes, it’s open.