Get in the car!
Cat, you had one job.
When the soul leaves the body.
My parents spanked me as a child.
Avocados are jerks…
How much did your parents love you?
The color of pee.
The Future of Gaming
Specially designed for Nutella.
Emus vs. weasel ball.
You’re talking about me in Morse Code…
If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
Do you ever feel bugs, when there are no bugs?
Are you not satiated?
The British have assimilated nicely, you knob!
Join the conversation
different strokes, etc.
Maurice does love his baguettes…
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
And I took that personally.
Why you always bleed’n? – Dentists, usually.