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Don’t judge.

Don't judge.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
This one was for you, Papi.
This one was for you, Papi.
A little space, bruv?
A little space, bruv?
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
She’s a keeper…
She’s a keeper…
Peace remains optional.
Peace remains optional.
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
WWJD?
WWJD?