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Wash your hands after using the restroom!
How will people know I’m better than them?
The American dream.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Really cute story.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
I can relate.
Get paid to touch your junk.
The part-time barista.
Oh great, I left it at home!
The demicolon reigns supreme.
He’s not wrong and you know it.
They grow up so fast
Always stick with your battle buddy.
Join the conversation
Google maps needs to chill a sec.
Together in solidarity.
Prove me wrong.
Cicadas are beautiful.
Time to rethink your brand name.
They were delighted.
Camouflage level 439932
When parents tell me their kids are angels