Tonight, you die.
The downsides to immortality.
We all have to come from somewhere.
Your execution is tomorrow…
Fun statistics for adults!
A Map of the Introvert’s Heart
I found a vegan slaughterhouse
I’ll be wearing this to the Star Wars premier
1960’s CIA-issued Rectal Houdini Kit
If I were to summarize my years of gym class
Thank you, smoke detector
Drugs and gaming.
Take Me Down To The Bearadise City
My favorite book from childhood.
How to make billions.
Science has gone too far.
Join the conversation
Possibly the strangest scene in all of star-wars
Smoking IS cool.
just wait til they get to the sad part
Why would I shave my beard?
We always knew he’d be the one in the family to go to college…
It’s probably time.
How to make a corgi
An artist’s life