My mom was a tiger.

My mom was a tiger.

OK now do [yo]uranus.

OK now do [yo]uranus.

New furniture for the office.

New furniture for the office.

New CDC guidelines to Make America Great Once More.

New CDC guidelines to Make America Great Once More.

‘¦’¦’¦open the gate

‘¦’¦’¦open the gate

Desk duty is for the weak.

Desk duty is for the weak.

NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.

NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.

Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another disaster for you…

Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another disaster for you…

A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.

A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.

OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.

OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.

Progress isn’t always linear, son.

Progress isn’t always linear, son.

The potions are bending the genders…

The potions are bending the genders…

You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?

You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?

It all started as a harmless joke…

It all started as a harmless joke…

It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.

It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.

Hello again, old friend.

Hello again, old friend.