My mom was a tiger.
a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose
Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!
if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?
never underestimate women
the power of friendship is undefeated
american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony
whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life
Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?
vasectomy get well basket
all the colors of the moon in one photo
internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station
i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue
first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this
the last halloween at the potter house…
a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history
I was asked to leave…
Subway cars being dropped in the ocean in rocky areas to create habitats for sea life, apparently.
You’ve all been notified.
Son, where art thou?
Join the conversation
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
Safari down makes the best pillows.
The hops are insufficient.
Yeah that works great actually…
Bring it back, ma’am
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…