% Feeling Lucky? %

My mom was a tiger.

My mom was a tiger.
That’s okay…
That’s okay…
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
Trolling the cat door.
Trolling the cat door.
Still need.
Still need.
Women…
Women…
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
Geometry.
Geometry.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
When I die…
When I die…
Protect+her+at+all+costs
Protect her at all costs
Just+canceled+my+Prime+account.
Just canceled my Prime account.
She%26%238217%3Bs+doing+her+darndest.
She’s doing her darndest.
Dad+bod+is+in.
Dad bod is in.
Join the conversation
Writers+can+be+scary.
Writers can be scary.
Therapy+has+been+worth+every+penny.
Therapy has been worth every penny.
Tom+Hanks+as+Mister+Rogers
Tom Hanks as Mister Rogers
America+IRL
America IRL
Librarians+were+the+Google+search+bar+of+the+past
Librarians were the Google search bar of the past
I+want+my+name+to+be+gravy
I want my name to be gravy
Everything+about+this+is+delightful.
Everything about this is delightful.
Angry+white+men
Angry white men