Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.

Condescending Wonka is so meta right now.

Explain this to me

Explain this to me

But…You Promise?

But…You Promise?

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

"get out"

‘Don’t tell mom’

‘Don’t tell mom’

Awesome Star Wars Nursery

Awesome Star Wars Nursery

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

So true

Pretty solid logic

Pretty solid logic

This limerick

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Every other book is a remix

Every other book is a remix

Well, you can't deny the possibility

Well, you can't deny the possibility

Just a bit of friendly career advice

Just a bit of friendly career advice