Lily will not be pleased.
I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets
My entire life is a lie
Never get a break ðŸ˜”
A fair description of anxiety.
Nationalize the internet
Bending the fabric of the universe
Possibly the most Canadian tweet.
Kissing.exe has crashed.
Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.
The life and death of a jelly doughnut.