Feeling Lucky?

I wish you hadn’t been born.

I wish you hadn't been born.
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
gator melted like ice cream
gator melted like ice cream
How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
That was unexpected
That was unexpected
rookie mistake
rookie mistake
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
Take a leap of faith
Take a leap of faith
… with a louisville slugger
… with a louisville slugger
soory not soory
soory not soory
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
when TV listing go rogue
when TV listing go rogue
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
Snorting+Coke%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+wrong.
Snorting Coke, you’re doing it wrong.
Hipster+vs.+old+people.
Hipster vs. old people.
DC+earthquake+devastation.
DC earthquake devastation.
You+must+be+this+tall%2C+to+ride+in+my+nazi+car.
You must be this tall, to ride in my nazi car.
Join the conversation
Meanwhile%2C+in+Japan%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile, in Japan…
Optimist%2C+pessimist%2C+realist.
Optimist, pessimist, realist.
I+love+u.
I love u.
Truth.
Truth.
Go+on+without+me%21
Go on without me!
We+need+a+revolution.
We need a revolution.
Fanny+pack+puppy+purse.
Fanny pack puppy purse.
Not+as+cute+without+the+fur%26%238230%3B
Not as cute without the fur…