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When mom tells me to chew with my mouth closed.

When mom tells me to chew with my mouth closed.
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?
Anything you want.
Anything you want.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Sarcasm.
Sarcasm.
Sweet mother of rainbows…
Sweet mother of rainbows…
Problem, science?
Problem, science?
Dig a hole dig a hole.
Dig a hole dig a hole.
I thought you were never coming home…
I thought you were never coming home…
Cup.
Cup.
How to survive an attack by Voldemort.
How to survive an attack by Voldemort.
Horses in a boat!
Horses in a boat!
How to be a good son.
How to be a good son.
On a scale of one to Adele…
On a scale of one to Adele…
I CHOOSE YOU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
People make bad decisions.
People make bad decisions.
Eat+more+pie%2C+essentially
Eat more pie, essentially
How+to+tip+properly.
How to tip properly.
Face+control+gone+wild.
Face control gone wild.
Pls+no.
Pls no.
Join the conversation
Carlos+Hathcock%3A+US+Marine+Corps+Sniper+with+93+confirmed+kills+and+balls+of+steel
Carlos Hathcock: US Marine Corps Sniper with 93 confirmed kills and balls of steel
This+Bobcat+on+Exhibit+at+the+San+Diego+Zoo
This Bobcat on Exhibit at the San Diego Zoo
What+are+you+people+even+doing%3F
What are you people even doing?
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Causation+get+Correlated.
Causation get Correlated.
Do+you+even+vegan+protein+shake%3F
Do you even vegan protein shake?
In+the+Middle+Ages%2C+artists+knew+about+the+existence+of+elephants%2C+but+they+had+only+the+descriptions+of+travelers+to+go+by.
In the Middle Ages, artists knew about the existence of elephants, but they had only the descriptions of travelers to go by.
Battery+is+life.
Battery is life.