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The song of my people.

Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
Group projects be like…
Group projects be like…
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
Who u gonna call, m8
Who u gonna call, m8
Maybe+skip+the+handshake+this+year+and+just+tip+your+hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
The+March+is+nigh%26%238230%3B
The March is nigh…
OG+trolling+done+correctly.
OG trolling done correctly.
SPACE+TOOTS
SPACE TOOTS
Join the conversation
Got+dammit%2C+Peter%26%238230%3B
Got dammit, Peter…
He%26%238217%3Bs+something+of+an+emotional+support+pup.
He’s something of an emotional support pup.
America+should+really+up+their+vending+machine+game%26%238230%3B
America should really up their vending machine game…
Jim+Henson+helping+an+old+lady+cross+the+street%2C+circa+1985.
Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.
Diet+Coke%2C+plox.
Diet Coke, plox.
She+got+lost+in+Sunglasses+Hut%2C+most+likely.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
Choose+your+rocket+fuel%26%238230%3B
Choose your rocket fuel…
I+would+eat+there%26%238230%3B
I would eat there…