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They used to be called jumpolines…

They used to be called jumpolines...
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
such dance
such dance
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
500 yards.
500 yards.
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
delete+comic+sans+from+the+system
delete comic sans from the system
As+if+1-13+weren%26%238217%3Bt+impossible+enough%2C+wait+until+you+see+14%21
As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+buy+a+vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
This+person+really+needs+to+play+Smash
This person really needs to play Smash
Join the conversation
He+became+his+legacy.+Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
And+together+they+will+conquer+the+dog+park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
cats+love+queen
cats love queen
justice+served
justice served
don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+me%21
don’t look at me!
35+seasons+in+love+and+still+going+strong
35 seasons in love and still going strong