I ate their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

GD Immigrants

Srsly guys. We know.

When you show up to the club in the same dress as your dad…

Me and My Phone

When your sister and your girlfriend have the same Snapchat name….

It’s not much, but it’s something…

Elephant are gentle giants.

This hits close to home.

Squirrel meets koi. Quickly falls in love.

Parenting life hack. Name your child Gotham

Get drunk and save the birds.

Nerd set up a RasPi to automatically tweet Comcast when his internet is slower than he paid for

Disney rejection letter to woman who applied for job in 1930’s.

Escaping Ohio

Thank you random store clerk. I needed this today.