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Take my hand if you want to live.

Take my hand if you want to live.
When you smell your boyfriends colon…
When you smell your boyfriends colon…
Amish Segway.
Amish Segway.
Nyan gato.
Nyan gato.
He wears your grandad’s clothes…
He wears your grandad’s clothes…
Know your bears.
Know your bears.
Don’t blame guns…
Don’t blame guns…
It does exist!
It does exist!
Celebrities without teeth.
Celebrities without teeth.
I just hear that word and I shudder…
I just hear that word and I shudder…
Presidential troll.
Presidential troll.
The Pending Coffee.
The Pending Coffee.
Imagine.
Imagine.
I’m Blingy and I’m blind.
I’m Blingy and I’m blind.
Zombie First Aid.
Zombie First Aid.
America as seen by Australia.
America as seen by Australia.