Perspective.

Perspective.

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

say aloe to my little friend

say aloe to my little friend

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the law of giants

the law of giants

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh