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A story about Keanu Reeves.

A story about Keanu Reeves.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Poker is lit.
Poker is lit.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Just twin things.
Just twin things.
It’s as good as free real estate!
It’s as good as free real estate!
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Sentient mouths.
Sentient mouths.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Issa hand!
Issa hand!
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
The baked goods have spoken!
The baked goods have spoken!
Rest+easy%2C+Doc.
Rest easy, Doc.
We+are%2C+a+happy+fam-i-ly.
We are, a happy fam-i-ly.
Yes+we+do%21
Yes we do!
Netflix+and+g%26%238217%3Bnite%26%238230%3B
Netflix and g’nite…
Join the conversation
Teach+your+chillin%26%238217%3B+well.
Teach your chillin’ well.
Mom+instinct+%23439932
Mom instinct #439932
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+anyone+named+Paige.
I don’t know anyone named Paige.
In+1982%2C+Colgate+tried+their+hand+at+a+beef+lasagna.+Never+forget.
In 1982, Colgate tried their hand at a beef lasagna. Never forget.
Live%2C+for.
Live, for.
OK+Play-Doh%26%238230%3B+whatever+you+say%26%238230%3B
OK Play-Doh… whatever you say…
The+wall+changes+a+man.
The wall changes a man.
Invest+in+handcuffs%2C+basically.
Invest in handcuffs, basically.