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Hide yo kids.

Hide yo kids.
Copyright ruins everything.
Copyright ruins everything.
Got your tongue!
Got your tongue!
Just to reiterate, eyebrows are important
Just to reiterate, eyebrows are important
Bad form, Mr. President
Bad form, Mr. President
If the Internet existed in the 19th century…
If the Internet existed in the 19th century…
Finland keeps sounding better and better.
Finland keeps sounding better and better.
Various ways to talk on your phone.
Various ways to talk on your phone.
I’m not proud, but…
I’m not proud, but…
Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Russia vs. Dubai.
Russia vs. Dubai.
This changes everything!
This changes everything!
Freaking Fez…
Freaking Fez…
Life and relationships.
Life and relationships.
Know your role.
Know your role.
Why I love Steven Colbert so much
Why I love Steven Colbert so much
The+baby+cobra%26%238217%3Bs+skin+is+so+translucent+you+can+see+it%26%238217%3Bs+veins+and+heart.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
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What+a+non-bogus+babe+Betty+is.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Starting+is+Progress
Starting is Progress
Join the conversation
Classic+Tobias%26%238230%3B
Classic Tobias…
The+day+after+the+warranty+expires+on+my+laptop.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
I+smell+another+lawsuit+for+the+use+of+her+likeness.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
So+you%26%238217%3Bre+saying+I%26%238217%3Bm+fired%26%238230%3B%3F
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
Sorting+Cone.
Sorting Cone.
I+think+of+this+whenever+I+turn+on+CNN.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
528+Carat+Rough+Opal
528 Carat Rough Opal
When+is+it+okay+to+fart+in+a+relationship.
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.