Hide yo kids.
Copyright ruins everything.
Got your tongue!
Just to reiterate, eyebrows are important
Bad form, Mr. President
If the Internet existed in the 19th century…
Finland keeps sounding better and better.
Various ways to talk on your phone.
I’m not proud, but…
Things people say when I write with my left hand.
Russia vs. Dubai.
This changes everything!
Life and relationships.
Know your role.
Why I love Steven Colbert so much
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
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What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Starting is Progress
Join the conversation
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
528 Carat Rough Opal
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.