Magical lettuce is magic.
there’s no way a home made this soup
don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad
these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep
sea urchins love hats
ode de febreeze
would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?
and they said hollywood was out of ideas
money on gandalf
never letting go
Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses
avoiding people in public is exhausting
flying is like living in the wild west
it has stories to tell