Magical lettuce is magic.

there’s no way a home made this soup

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

sea urchins love hats

ode de febreeze

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

money on gandalf

purr-fect

never letting go

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

avoiding people in public is exhausting

flying is like living in the wild west

yes, please

it has stories to tell