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Captain Morgan (Freeman).

Captain Morgan (Freeman).
The average insecure person.
The average insecure person.
I love Jesus.
I love Jesus.
I just need you to know I love you.
I just need you to know I love you.
Oh. Is it the holidays?
Oh. Is it the holidays?
Cyanide and Happiness short
Cyanide and Happiness short
Very God
Very God
American Yoga.
American Yoga.
An engineers baby shower.
An engineers baby shower.
I’m bored.
I’m bored.
He thinks he’s so funny…
He thinks he’s so funny…
Homemade Death Ray Laser BOT
Homemade Death Ray Laser BOT
Freaking Bruce Lee.
Freaking Bruce Lee.
There was a homeless person panhandling at my university; I didn’t have the heart to explain this to him.
There was a homeless person panhandling at my university; I didn’t have the heart to explain this to him.
Visiting my extremely conservative family.
Visiting my extremely conservative family.
First day of snow. Guys vs. Girls.
First day of snow. Guys vs. Girls.
Treat+yo%26%238217%3B+self+2020
Treat yo’ self 2020
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
Bribery%2C+a+Guide.
Bribery, a Guide.
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
Join the conversation
%2Asad+2010-2019+noises%2A
*sad 2010-2019 noises*
Dreams+really+come+true%2C+sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
Can+you+hear+the+money+sing%3F
Can you hear the money sing?
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.