Oldest trick in the book. Stay in school.

Oldest trick in the book. Stay in school.

i bet he gets paw-sitive ROI

i bet he gets paw-sitive ROI

you’re not a cook if you don’t imbue the food with a bit of pizzazz

you’re not a cook if you don’t imbue the food with a bit of pizzazz

thanks i hate it, char-LEE

thanks i hate it, char-LEE

seems like an (ed)win to me!

seems like an (ed)win to me!

10 Dog Memes to Beg For

10 Dog Memes to Beg For

well they can have wisdom!

well they can have wisdom!

i know i say this a lot, but new plan just dropped

i know i say this a lot, but new plan just dropped

look we’re trained for one thing

look we’re trained for one thing

my one weakness: my own will

my one weakness: my own will

that cat looks at shrimp the way i look at shrimp

that cat looks at shrimp the way i look at shrimp

more people unalive due to cows than to sharks, js

more people unalive due to cows than to sharks, js

no i think it’s a good combination

no i think it’s a good combination

10 Colors with Funny Names

10 Colors with Funny Names

this isn’t even substandard copper – this isn’t even copper!

this isn’t even substandard copper – this isn’t even copper!

kind sir, i do believe that is a shit opinion, my lord

kind sir, i do believe that is a shit opinion, my lord